Kiss the Bin Man

I’d rather scrub the dishes, / I’d rather scrub the floor…

Call a friend in Rude and disgustingLong rope

I’d rather scrub the dishes,
I’d rather scrub the floor,
I’d rather kiss the bin man,
Than kiss (name) behind the door.

This is one of the rude and disgusting rhymes children have always loved. We keep every rhyme exactly as children sang it.

How to play

The named skipper runs in as the first one runs out.

Where this rhyme comes from

Sung in: UK

We haven't found a dated record of it yet. 'Bin man' is British (dustman in older versions).

Do you know an older version, or where this rhyme comes from? Teachers can tell us with the feedback button below.

More rhymes like this

Call a friend inRudePrinted 1916Light the Fire, BlacksmithLight the fire, blacksmith, show a pretty light,
In comes (Nellie), dressed in white…Call a friend inCountingJump With MeI like coffee, I like tea,
I like (person's name) to jump with me…Call a friend inIn and outPrinted 1916Callings In and Callings OutCallings in and callings out--
I call (Rosie) in…Call a friend inPrinted 1916Goodbye (May)Goodbye (May), while you’re away,
Send a letter, love…Call a friend inPrinted 1916Down in the ValleyDown in the valley where the green grass grows,
Dear little (Lily) she grows like a rose…