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Quick, the Dog's Been Sick

Quick, quick, / The dog’s been sick…

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Quick, quick,
The dog’s been sick.
Where, where?
Under the chair.
Hasten, hasten,
Get the basin.
No, no,
Get the bowl.
(name), (name), your far too late,
The carpet’s in a dreadful state.

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